budget allocations ( assumptions)

Our overlords in the governament have decided to declare the money that they have grudgingly agreed to spend on us the poor populace of this great country.

some of the assumptions which are being made regarding the budget are:-

defence - 76680 crores ( approx)---an increase of nearly 34% over and above the previous one. Its party time for the armaments industry.
This is apart from Rs. 24,960 crores which have been earmarked to accomodate the civil expenditures of Ministry of Defence (MoD) and its affiliated organisations, including, the Coast Guard, and for defence pension (Rs. 21,790 crores). In other words, the total resource available for the MoD and its various establishments is Rs. 1,66,663 crores......sheeesh that is one big amount....spend it wisely Mr.Antony...... not by filling yours or others pockets but rather by getting new and modern equipment so that our armed forces can kick our enemies b***s......

FLASH FLASH FLASH

As per KCR, Tollywood should now be seperated into Andhwood and Telwood. We all know that 99.99% of the movies made till date are in proper telugu and KCR only speaks his special telugu with urdu mixed slang. So we assume he can watch and understand only if they are dubbed in telangana.

These will be titles of some of the Telugu movies when dubbed in Telangana.

1. Narasimha Naidu - Narsing Yadav

2. Parugu - Uruku

3. Akkada Ammayi Ikkada Abbayi - Aada Pori Eeda Poragaadu

4. Siddu from Srikakulam - Mallesh from Malkajgiri

5. Chaala baavundi - Zabardastundi

6. Avunanna Kadanna - Au Malla Lee Malla

7. Sankranti - Bonalu

8. Ammayilu Abbayilu - Porlu Poragaallu

9. Palnati Brahmanaidu - Karimnagar KCR

10. Naari Naari Naduma Murari - Pori Pori Madhyana Tiwari

11. Chantabbai - Chinna poragadu

12. Kaumaram Puli - Kaumaram Sher

13. 47 rojulu - 47 dinalu

14. Seema Sastry - Telangana Sastry

15. Sorry naaku pellayyindi - sorry naaku laggamayyindi

16. Idiot – Dhed Dimak gaadu

17. Varudu – Laggam Poradu

18. Dongodu -- chor sale gadu

19. Pokiri -- Badmash gadu

20. Anveshana -- Dooladuta